【syudou Feat. Hatsune Miku】Call Boy (English Subs)

Original Title: コールボーイ*
Original Links: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXnzOGTEcuc
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm34963017

“I’m syudou.
This is a song about drinking in moderation.”

Karaoke/Lyrics: https://piapro.jp/syudou

Song: syudou (@tikandame)
Art: Yasutatsu (@amazu_)
Translation: aquariantwin
Subs: Mage

Hey guys! Here's a highly requested translation we've had for a while now! We are planning on doing the related song, Call Girl, eventually. I'm gonna be on vacation soon, so I can't guarantee a solid posting schedule, and timezones are gonna be a bit funky. After that, I only have like a week left before classes start up aaa.

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Lyrics:
繁華街地下場末のバーは
ボンクラ酔いどれ自称非凡人
使い捨てしたいクズと
されたい輩にて大繁盛
The rundown pub underneath the business sector,
filled with drunk idiots claiming to be geniuses,
is a haven for garbage that wants to use people and toss them aside
As well as for the folks that want to be used that way

混ぜ物多めの安価なバーボン
半端なアンタが良く似合う
酔ったら同じ事
なんてのがお決まりなんだけど
A mixed drink full of cheap bourbon
is a good fit for a half-wit like you
But once we’re drunk, I’m sure
it’ll all taste the same

人は孤独を殺すため
虚しいをもどすため酒を飲むんだ
金も時間も肝臓も
なぁ何でもやるからさ
二人でいよう？
People, in order to kill off their own loneliness
and to throw up their emptiness, drink
My money and time and liver,
hey, I’ll hand ‘em all over, so
why don’t we try being together?

良いとか悪いとか言うそれ以前に
俺には一切記憶がねぇんだよ
明日もまた猛弁解
飲んだら明日に響くと言うけど
飲まなきゃその明日すらもねぇんだよ
嫌になるぜもう一杯
don’t stop 構わずにもう一杯
Whether it’s good or bad, before considering any of that,
I won’t remember a single thing
Tomorrow, that’ll be the excuse I force on everyone
Even if it’s said that what you drink’ll come back to ya tomorrow,
if I don’t drink at all, that tomorrow won’t come at all
I’m starting to get sick of it, so one more glass
Don’t stop! Without a single care, one more glass!

明日の行方も今夜の便も
全部無くして尚大繁盛
プライドと理性捨てりゃ
愛を偽るのは簡単だ
Where I’ll go tomorrow and the services I’ll use tonight,
this place is a haven for forgetting all of that,
and if you toss aside your pride and sense
it’s easy to lie about love

「しー」人差し指で黙らして
以下省略午前2時
結局いつもの事
と言やまぁお終いなんだけど
Shushing people by pressing a finger to my lips,
I’ll leave out the usual stuff that happens till two A.M.
In the end, it’s the same as always
–but, well, if you say that, it’ll be the end

人は誰もが偽善者さ
優しい嘘を餌に狩りをするんだ
血酒 火の酒 苦い酒
ねぇ優しくするからさ
一人は嫌だ
Everyone’s a hypocrite,
hunting while using kind lies as bait
Blood sake, fire sake, bitter sake
Hey, I’ll treat you nice, so
I don’t want to be alone

愛だの恋だのやんやと騒ぐが
酔ったら結局誰でもいいんだよ
荒ぶりて暴言タイム
その「誰でも」すら俺は選ばれず
泣くのもダセェし酒を浴びんだよ
嫌になるぜもう一杯
can’t stop 意味も無くもう一杯
Even if you make a fuss about love or passion,
in the end, once you’re drunk, anyone is fine
Eventually you’ll end up wild and violent
I won’t even be chosen as that “anyone,”
but crying’s lame as hell, so I’ll just drown my sorrows in sake
I’m starting to get sick of it, so one more glass
Can’t stop! Without any meaning, one more glass!

馬鹿と煙が梯子酒
登る様はさながら蜘蛛の糸
何処もかしこもクソだらけ
ってオイ 一番クソなのは
オマエだ馬鹿
Idiots and smoke go bar-hopping together
like people climbing a spider’s thread
No matter where you look, even me, everyone’s a piece of shit
But, hey, the biggest piece of shit is
you, dumbass

良いとか悪いとか言うそれ以前に
俺には一切記憶がねぇんだよ
嫌になるぜもう限界
飲んでもないのに難なく生きてる
アンタの方こそ飲まれてるんだよ
嫌になるぜもう一杯
won’t stop 死ぬ前にもう一杯
Whether it’s good or bad, before considering any of that,
I won’t remember a single thing
I’m starting to get sick of it, I’m at my limit already
Even though you haven’t had a thing to drink, you’ve lived without any difficulties—
your type is the reason I drink in the first place
I’m starting to get sick of it, so one more glass
Won’t stop! Before I die, one more glass!
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*T/N: In Japanese, “alcohol” is pronounced with a silent “h”, making the title a pun on “[al]cohol boy” and “call boy” (a male escort).