Karate Kid - Musical - Miyagi's Song

The whole story (more or less) - but this time from Miyagi's point of view.

Spotify:
https://open.spotify.com/track/0g6iFmIW2srBoaMEUMKSxX?si=22073ff75c534672

Lyrics:
Old fashion boy who knows beating builds character
The more the better, it can't be too much
Ralph Macchiato (or Daniel-San)
Goes out to get a friendly touch

Lacking some skills there, boy!
Miyagi chop bonsai up for salad - Father teach
Fixing bike as surprise - Father teach

Foolish boy don't know that the
Best way to avoid pain
Where they hit you, take a note and
Don't go there again

In American dojo stupid sensei
He believe that
Mercy is for the weak

Miyagi karate very good - Fada teach
Miyagi can break butter - Fada teach

Miyagi make boy believe that
Two months are enough
To become a champion if he
Practice a lot of wax on and wax off
Either you karate do, yes, or you karate do, no.

Miyagi make boy work for free - Fada teach
Wax on wax off - Fada teach

Painting the fence can make you tough
Polishing cars can make you tough
Sanding floor can make you tough
Wax on wax off
Right-ta-circle, left-ta-circle
Breathe in, breathe out

Boy say instead of chasing flies
Miyagi should more socialize
English would go better that is sure
If Miyagi practice more

Miyagi like kicking seagulls
But have no success
Same like catching flies with chopsticks
Miyagi must confess

Boy obsessed with wax on wax off
Doing it in the air
Miyagi losing patience fast, now
You go, wash your hair!

Miyagi know what you do in shower - Fada teach
Miyagi good at breaking bones - Fada teach

Make a wish, make a wish, Daniel-san
Remember to close eye
Maybe wish for tournament to be
Place where you don't die

Boy putting together the bits
Looks like the Shue fits
You got some skills there, boy!

Two months gone, waxing done
Tournament day has come
Soon find out if Daniel-san is
Champion or just a bum

Referee warning Daniel-san for
Cowardly running away
Wax on wax off keep it up, boy
That's the Miyagi way

Lacking some skills there, boy

What do you want with a broken leg,
Lay on the floor all night?
It is not soccer, Daniel-san
Get up now and fight

Miyagi know magic healing - Fada teach
Either you karate do yes or you karate do no…

Not so fast! Hey, not so fast!
Broken leg boy arrives at last
How exciting!

Wax on, wax off, God knows why
It works well against Cobra Kai

Mr Lawrence, face in a frown
Aiming for the crown
Daniel-san do seagull kick,
Johnny going down!

You got some skills there, boy!
You got some skills there, boy!

Miyagi was hoping he would
Not win, you know why?
Boy should keep do work for free
Like fada teach, "hai".